Morrissey's Rider

Dear Morrissey:

You had a lot of integrity to request a meat-free venue at your last show--very commendable to uphold your vegetarian principles. But the rest of your rider that I saw from last year's show in Israel is just stooopid. S-Class Benz? Fig-scented candles? It's an inevitability that riders made public have the power to transform a beloved musician into a supreme douche. This one didn't fail. Still, it's not nearly as bad as other riders from less talented musicians. No worries, still a fan.

LYLAS,
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